Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link
The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain. #bellobear #floridaman #webcomic #funnycomic #apes #evolution
Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter.
Panel 1
LEWIS (TV): In science news, the gap between species may be closer than most humans think. Scientists say man and ape share 99% of the same DNA.
Panel 2
LEWIS (TV): Researchers suggest the missing 1% reflects higher reasoning, creativity, and complex behaviors.
AVERY: So, Florida Man missed out on the 1% upgrade?
Panel 3
LEWIS (TV): In related news, Florida Man drinks 25 gallons of used cooking oil stolen from local fast food restaurant.
AVERY: Ha, I was totally right, Bello!
Panel 4
BELLO: Stupid humans, thinking they’re at the top of the evolutionary scale.
AVERY: They can stand up, shave, act superior, but still just apes… You think apes ever deny being related?