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# Bello Bear

New comics every Mon, Wed & Friday!

## Sitemaps

- [XML Sitemap](https://bellobear.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website.

## Posts

- [Episode 8: Jurassic Park, A Food Story](https://bellobear.com/2025/08/04/episode-8-jurassic-park-a-food-story/) - Episode 8: Jurassic Park, A Food Story The one where Bello learns dinos taste like chicken. #webcomic #comicstrip #funnycomics #belloBear #jurassicpark #talkinganimals #indiecomics #dinonuggets #corporategreed Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 AVERY: Sure, the first Jurassic holds up. But the franchise? Corporate rubbish. BELLO: It’s a cinematic masterclass in dino mayhem and business realism.
- [Episode 7: Nachos > Evolution](https://bellobear.com/2025/08/01/episode-7-nachos-evolution/) - Episode 7: Nachos > Evolution The one where nachos win the evolutionary debate. #webcomic #comicstrip #funnycomics #talkinganimals #snacks #nachos #mozzarellasticks #bears #plants #evolution #brownbearlogic Setting: Belo’s deli, back counter. Panel 1 AVERY: Hard to believe us plants have to share a planet with you dumb animals. BELLO: Well, this dumb animal values the bond he
- [Episode 6: Penguinophobia](https://bellobear.com/2025/07/30/episode-6-penguinophobia/) - Episode 6: Penguinophobia The one where Bello fears tuxedo judgment. #webcomic #funnyanimals #comicstrip #penguins #indiecomics #bears #articpanic #bello #comicseries Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 BELLO: I’m from the Arctic, Avery. Ice in my veins, fish in my claws. Apex predator. King of the white wilderness. AVERY: You’re from upstate Michigan. Panel 2 BELLO:
- [Episode 5: Ghosts & Grifts](https://bellobear.com/2025/07/29/episode-5-ghosts-grifts/) - Episode 5: Ghosts & Grifts The one where Avery gets roped into the ghost-hunting grift. #webcomic #ghostbusters #funnycomics #deli #humor #comicstrip #cartoon #indiecomic #bustinit Setting: Belo’s deli, (front or back counter). Panel 1 LEWIS (TV): Real life Ghostbusters say ‘bustin’ gets them out of the house and makes them feel good. BELLO: That’s it Avery!
- [Episode 4: The Tissue Trials](https://bellobear.com/2025/07/29/episode-4-the-tissue-trials/) - Episode 4: The Tissue Trials The one where Bello’s cold goes from bad to butt… #funny #FluSeason #relatable #SickHumor #TissueProblems #ToiletPaperJokes #pinkeye #comicstrip Setting: Bello’s deli, back counter. Panel 1 BELLO: Achoo!… Ugh, I’ve gone through half a forest in tissues and I still can’t breathe. AVERY: Speaking of tissues Bello, a bunny and a
- [Episode 3: Florida Man](https://bellobear.com/2025/07/29/episode-3-florida-man/) - Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain. #bellobear #floridaman #webcomic #funnycomic #apes #evolution Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 LEWIS (TV): In science news, the gap between species may be closer than most humans think. Scientists say man and ape share 99%
- [Episode 2: Pizza Nazi](https://bellobear.com/2025/07/29/episode-2-pizza-nazi/) - Episode 2: Pizza Nazi The one where pizza freedom is on the line… #BelloBear #Webcomic #PizzaHumor #HawaiianPizza #FoodComedy #IndieComics Setting: Bello’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 TV (Lewis): Today on This Is Food, a local chef has had enough of so-called “gourmet” pizza. Here’s the interview… Avery: Another chef with a god complex. Shocking. Panel
- [Episode 1: Deli Life](https://bellobear.com/2025/01/01/episode-1-deli-life/) - Episode 1: Deli Life The one where Bello opens his dream deli and immediately gets roasted by a houseplant. #SmallBusinessLife #SandwichShop #FoodHumor #OpenForBusiness #WorkDreams #RelatableComics Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 BELLO: Can you believe my deli’s finally open? It’s like dreams on rye, hold the doubt! Panel 2 BELLO: Sure, I’m financially shackled

## Pages

- [Maintenance](https://bellobear.com/maintenance/) - Maintenance We’re still working on the site. In the meantime please go check out the merch store! SHOP BELLO NOW!
- [Home](https://bellobear.com/home/) - Episode 8: Jurassic Park, A Food Story The one where Bello learns dinos taste like chicken. #webcomic #comicstrip #funnycomics #belloBear #jurassicpark #talkinganimals #indiecomics #dinonuggets #corporategreed Setting: Belo’s deli, front counter. Panel 1 AVERY: Sure, the first Jurassic holds up. But the franchise? Corporate rubbish. BELLO: It’s a cinematic masterclass in dino mayhem and business realism.
- [Comics 2025](https://bellobear.com/comics-2025/) - 2025 Episode 1: Deli Life Episode 2: Pizza Nazi Episode 3: Florida Man Episode 4: The Tissue Trials Episode 5: Ghosts & Grifts Episode 6: Penguinophobia Episode 7: Nachos > Evolution Episode 8: Jurassic Park, A Food Story
- [Contact](https://bellobear.com/contact/) - Contact Us Use the below contact form to reach us. Contact Form Updates First Name Last Name Email Address Phone Number Checkbox Field General Inquiry Media Inquiry Store or Order Inquiry Your Message Numeric Field Submit Form
- [About](https://bellobear.com/about/) - About Hi I’m Sebastian, the artist and writer behind Bello Bear. Bello officially began January 1st, 2025, but in reality Bello’s been in the works for many, many years. Growing up, I was a big fan of comics during the 1970s and 80s. It started in Germany with Asterix, Lucky Luke and few other comic
- [Privacy Policy](https://bellobear.com/privacy-policy/) - Privacy Policy Who we are Sebastian Solutions LLC, the legal entity that owns and runs https://bellobear.com. Cookies If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. When you log in, we
- [Shop](https://bellobear.com/shop/)
- [Sample Page](https://bellobear.com/sample-page/) - This is an example page. It's different from a blog post because it will stay in one place and will show up in your site navigation (in most themes). Most people start with an About page that introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this: Hi there! I'm a bike messenger

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